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« Thread Started on Dec 27, 2005, 8:38pm » | ![[Quote]](http://s1.images.proboards.com/buttons/quote.gif) |
"Ohhhhhh, what a cute little rice noodle you are my sweetie!" my aunt cooed.
She bent over slowly, like a majestic hippo, and gave my cheeks a tight pinch. I'm not one of your disturbed cabbage patch kids dolls you nosy cow I screamed at myself, barely containing my calm demeanor. I only smiled blandly at my aunt, and offered her a plate of cookies...extra cookies of course.
She took them , and smiled at me again, giving me another pinch before she went.
Oh great...now it's uncle Tutso... I said to myself....concealing my agitation with a small smile.
"So Shen-san....do you like the food..no?" he questioned. grabbing a handful of chips, and looking at me.
"Um...yes Uncle Tutso...I LOVE it" I lied. He nodded, and sat down. I only looked away though and nearly barfed after glancing at a plate of boiled squid, it's black ink, covering it grotesquely.
Oh gosh...what am I going to do I said to myself.....only one thing to do....get out of this house....
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« Reply #1 on Dec 27, 2005, 11:09pm » | |
My getaway plan was brilliant.
Not easy..but brilliant.
Objective one....spill the milk...
As I was sitting in a small chair near the buffet table I carefully scanned the room....looking for anyone that would see me.
Then, finally my sister made herself uselful for once by showing off her "piano" skills.
I grimaced at the horrid sound that emitted from it, but was glad to finally have a chance for freedom..if only for 20 minutes.
What to do??
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« Reply #2 on Dec 27, 2005, 11:12pm » | |
A majestic hippo?? lovely. lol!!
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« Reply #3 on Dec 27, 2005, 11:42pm » | |
Shen...you are BRILLIANT.
I looked under the table and spotted Cherkin....our pet chihuahua.
Hmmm..how shall I describe Cherkin?
He's short, and small, but Tasmanian Devils are like that too.
His small beady eyes are always seeking trouble, and his constant drooling reminds me of that ugly whacked up looking dog in THE WIZARD OF OZ.
Perfect, I thought.
As everyone was doling out their attention to my deluded sister, I quickly kicked the table leg, and the precariously positioned jug fell to the floor with a crash.
The room suddenly stopped, like a light blown off, and everyone turned to me.
I smiled innocently, and pointed to Cherkin.
He was yapping energetically under the table, and started gnawing on the table leg I kicked.
The shatterd jug lay beside him, and he soo decided to lap the milk up.
My mother was incensed, she ran up to Cherkin,and pulled him by the tail out from under the table.
"BAD dog." cried mother," quickly pushing Cherkin outside,and slamming the door.
She was quite angry,and I could hear my sister's snickers in the background.
What an annoying little mouse you are Ko... I thought.
Soon mother came up to me, stepping over the milk, and asking me to go to the store to purchase another bottle.
I smiled angelically and could hardly contain my delight. But to show my true feelings would betray my intention and I pasted a frown on my face....to make sure no suspicioun would come.
When I stepped out the door I quickly breathed in ,and slowly let out a sigh of relief..
Ahhh..this is freedom I thought
THis is America...
This is life...
This is....wait what's this on my foot?
"CHERKIN!!"I screamed kicking the dog poop from my shoe,and running after the devilish dog, "I'm going to cut off that tumor of evil you call a head, and feed it to auntie if you don't get over here!!"
GREAT!!
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« Reply #4 on Dec 28, 2005, 3:31pm » | |
The grocery store was only a few blocks from our house, but it bought me enough time to take a breather.
Cherkin that pesky little booger decided to follow me, and I grudingly allowed.
He kept nipping at my boots, and I kicked him lightly away.
The cold air nipped at my cheeks, and the sparkling snow dazzled me. I loved the snow....that is until Cherkin was adopted. It's not at all charming makeing YELLOW snow angels.
Yes....I've confirmed that Cherkin is actually Satan reincarnated into a half foot Chihuahua.
What a "charming" doggy he truly is....
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